BILLY BOY ON POISON
The fuck is with shitty bands giving themselves shitty Fall Out Boy-styled names? We already have to deal with Fall Out Boy’s retardedness, we don’t need yours, too. (Yeah, I know it’s a Clockwork Orange reference. It only makes me dislike you more.)
Watching your band hack its way through one of your godawful songs is about as fun as squirting boric acid in my eyes with a Super Soaker Flash Flood. Your website says your lyrics are eloquent and, uh, lyrical. Well, at least your website has a sense of humor.
Wait, scratch that. I just scrolled to the bottom of your website. Did you guys really just call yourselves the enhanced ideal of an entire generation’s minds?
I’m speechless.
