CHESTER FRENCH
You preppy, pretentious, but ultimately vapid and horrible Ivy League fucks just want to be Vampire Weekend but you’re just talentless hacks. Not even the Neptunes can save your shitty songs and lack of any musical skill. Your transitions are more awkward than puberty at its worst.
Even your video fucking blows. And you had Paul Hunter direct it. Even an A-list movie director can’t save you.
“She craves affection, so I use protection.” Are you fucking kidding me?
